Time for video games! Also an important public service announcement, but first video games. Today I got something really short. Like, two minutes if you rush short. So much so I concidered not putting it up on here, but if I did the weird werewolf music video game I can do this one too. It's called Dear Esteban, and yes, it's basically a big riff off of Dear Esther.
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Look at that cursive "Begin" button, so sophisticated |
Made back in November as a part of "Fuck This Jam", which is about making games for genres you dislike, rather than smashing jars of jellied fruit preserves, the developers have said that they actually like Dear Esther, and that, in their own words: "
We love Dear Esther. Dear Esteban was made in good fun & parody.
Dear Esteban is not so much 'Fuck This'. It's more a love letter to Dear
Esther from the weird kid who doesn't have a shot but you kind of feel
bad for." So if you liked Dear Esther, or like weird surreal stuff, then Dear Esteban might be your thing, and even if it isn't its not like it will take up much of your time to try it.
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Doesn't any melting clocks though |
You can get Dear Esteban
here, and with that said and done its time for our the really important part of this post, the public service announcement.
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"Buy canned food and shotguns!" |
December twenty first is rapidly approaching, are you prepared? If you already have a bunker stocked with food, water, a generator, and a computer filled with video games, then you're ready. If not you really need to get on that, because how else will you deal with the waves of flaming Mayan skeleton warriors looking to use your torso as a pin cushion and your skin as a decorative throw rug?
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Seems appealing, but its Walmart so you know those boxes are filled the to brim with Chinese lead |
I mean sure, some of you might be looking to preserve things like "art" and "literature", but that's boring. Have some common sense and snag a flash drive and fill it with games so future generations can know the joys of games of the video variety.
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Look at this guy, why don't you have a place like this? |
I mean obviously not everyone is going to escape from the mutants, fallout, and angry skeletons but you should at least put some effort into it.
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